A little bit about yours truly…

You may be sitting in your comfy (or not so comfy) office chair with its multiple lumbar setings (or duct tape on the arm rests), wondering just what the heck you’re doing, reading a blog that will not only teach you nothing, but will in fact be a waste of your eye strain and progressively worsening carpal tunnel. But, really, you don’t mind because – admit it – I’m a bit witty and I make you smile that cute little smirk that your significant other keeps telling you he/she never sees anymore. You’re welcome.

I am a twenty-one year old high school dropout, GED recipient and Certified Massage Therapist. I am not practicing. I’m not even licensed. Only good things to come from college were: down payment on my previous 2003 Mini Cooper S and a new form of seduction. In fact, I still get paid minimum wage. But since I work an average of 64 hours a week, it comes out to almost $1900/mo before taxes. By the way, this ice cream cone is delicious! Blue Bunny Champ! with caramel. I’m also sitting length-wise on a couch at work. Yes. I’m at work.

So… Since the age of sixteen, I’ve been thru five cars previous to my beloved 2007 Honda Fit Sport. In chronological order, they were: 1984 Honda Prelude, 2003 Nissan Sentra 1.8, 2000 Cadillac Catera, 2003 Mini Cooper S, 2003 Toyota Tacoma DblCab TRD OffRoad. As of last Tuesday, August 11, 2009, I became the (second) proud owner of my 2007 Honda Fit Sport. Which is what this blog is mainly about.

Now there are some things you should know… I am posting all this from an iPhone. Most pictures are taken with its camera. All blog entries. All research. Etc. Also, I am not a literary genius. And lastly, I don’t know diddly squat about car maintenance, installation, or what-have-you.

Okay. I’ll get started now. Thanks for reading!